I am appalled at the increase in crime. However, I must ask if you think capital punishment is the answer to deter crime?
Curious
Dear Curious,
In a way. A friend of mine had the perfect solution to crime – a lottery! For every crime committed – speeding, parking illegally, rape, robbery, murder, or whatever – your name is put in the hat and every month there is a lottery drawing. The name selected is executed. That should deter crime of all kinds.
Capt. Noah
Dear Capt. Noah,
If you do not stop the mindless logging, we will continue to kill one politician each week. There are NO skiing ““accidents.””
The Trees
Dear Trees,
I think you are going too far out on the limb. Get a leaf! Ooops! I mean, get a life!
Capt. Noah