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• Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
• For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
• Special: Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
• Joe's Cleaners: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
• Not Sold In Stores: No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
• Help: Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
• For Sale: Dog for sale: eats anything and is especially fond of children.
• Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
• Travel: Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
• Special: Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
• Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
• Sale Today: Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
• Super Sale: Stock up and save. Limit: one.
• For Sale: Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
• Need Work: Man, honest. Will take anything.
• Auto Repair Service: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
• Illiterate? Write today for free help.
• Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
• Needed: 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
• Special: Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

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