Remember them? Before Roseanne, we had "Mommy, Mommy." Usually slightly less shocking than "Dead Baby" jokes, they were nonetheless pretty awfull.

Every joke was two sentences, the first one always began "Mommy, Mommy, ..." and the second was Mommy's reply, usually beginning with "Shut up or ...."

So there was:

"Mommy, Mommy, what's that green stuff around daddy's eyes?"
"Shut up and eat around it"

"Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna see Grandma"
"Shut up and keep digging."

Well the title of this post reminds me of one...

"Mommy, Mommy, I don't like running in circles."
"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor"

So now we have:

"Mommy, Mommy, I don't like sailing in circles...."
"Shut up or I'll nail your other hull to the mark"

Okay, not exactly funny, but the head movie of somebody spinning madly around the mark.... oh never mind.