Why does Dad want to demonstrate his horizontal beam balancing act right now <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> I've already told him it's only feasible on dry land !!! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />