You know you've got it bad for sailing when...

Your garden implements are left outside so your enclosed storage can be used as a sail loft.
You have pictures of your boats, not of your family, on the walls
You have so many regatta T-shirts that you find yourself reminiscing about a race whose shirt you are using to polish your boat.

oh wait...
When a cute catamaran bath toy comes out, several people you know give you one so you have redundant cute catamaran toys for your bath.
You have cute catamaran bath toys actually IN your bath.

For your anniversary, you and your husband exchange sailing equipment gifts.

You have company and they have to step over the rolled-up sails in the living room.

Your dining table carries the scars of sail repair... acetone lifted the stain/lacquer... 5200 splotches... gouges...

You have two sewing machines, one just for sails, the other will do sails and clothes.