Originally Posted by Team_Cat_Fever

My all-time favorite is from George Carlin, but it isn't fit for a forum with female readers. Had to do with properly naming a feminine product...
Rat .... Bat .... dirty old .... sixty nine ........ tied in a knot. Hurray lizard ...., ....!


Did you ever hear the reply to that from "When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops"?

Eat, bite, ....., suck. Nibble, gobble, chew. Finger ....., hair pie, ....., ....., screw. Hurray! Bat...., ...... me.

The audio book is worth a trip to the library. They are so much better when he reads it.