Called out??? Who the hell is hiding??? I wrote it, and I stand by it.

In case your parents or friends never let you in on the secret, and you were too thick to figure it out on your own (which, judging by your typical posts, you still haven't): When you don't get your way and run home with the ball, that's probably not going to get you invited to play tomorrow.

Maybe someday your kids can explain it to you.

Mike