You've been hanging out with those IROs and IJs from New England too much. Lighten up, Francis.
We never knew who was going to make the first cut - they'd announce the results at the party, starting with first place and working down. The suspense was impressive.
Only when they got to the actual last person qualified would they say, "And the last team to qualify for the round-robin is . . . "
Fixed it for you...
Actually, you're right. I've spent more time doing high-level non-Hobie events (than Hobie events) over the past few years. While these guys wouldn't get it, I do understand your logic (know your event), and it sounds like fun!
Mike