ROFL!

Is Gigantor the granddad of the Frankenboat line?

And Forrest can attest to my high-maintenance cred. He set up, pulled string, DROVE MY LAZY A$$ BACK TO DIYC, and broke the boat down.

He would have mixed my fru-fru drink (with umbrella) while we were bobbing up to the Skyway, but I was afraid we'd run out before the finish, and after the wind started, he was too busy pulling strings, scrubbing the hull, and tweeting my insignts on world peace (nuke the sons-of bi$ches) to my fan group (of exactly 0) ...

I mean, really. Pulling that tiller back and forth while whining does take a lot out of a sailor. And my makup was starting to run...