Oh come on now Ding...we all know you can't sail your way out of a wet paper bag, even with instructions! But I see you have found a new use for it - trash bag!
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Nice one Bob, kudo's! Why don't you put on your big boy pants and do this race. If your scared you can always use the excuse that you have to tend to the horses or move hay around or whatever it is you southern Alabama boys do on the weekends. That's right b!tch, you're "lesser" is calling you out!