If you are able to make tradewinds, I'm sure that "Man-kini's" significant other would fit the "elf" part, although she wears significantly less than said outfit.

I didn't think Chewbacca existed until now. And I can't get that horrible image out of my brain with a belt sander and 80 grit.

But, it's those little touches that makes sailing in the Keys that much more memorable.