Sometimes, it's better to not ask at all.
Slight hi-jack....That reminds me of the time (when I lived in Phx,Az.) I told my girlfriend that I was going ATV riding with my buddies one morning. I was gone for 14 days down in Rocky Point Mexico (Spring Break). She saw me on the news one night riding my quad on the beach and discovered where I was. Things were a little cold when I came home.
