Originally Posted by Jake
Originally Posted by waterbug_wpb
I want the EPIRB that when I hit the switch about 30 helicopters and two ships (with nekkid women and rum) show up in 10 minutes or less.


That's called the Ellison Version and you can't afford that one.


And requires a patch

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