Hahahaha closer to my area... Salt Lake City is really in the middle of nowhere. LA, San Francisco and Denver are the closest I have to real cities. They're all about the same distance away (Denver is closest, but LA's an easier drive).
Astoundingly, Salt Lake City is listed as a future metro area for craigslist. Considering SLC is only slightly bigger than an Amish community, that's pretty impressive!
Thanks for the help man. Let me know if you spot something!