Red Tom Flint...

Two pirates swapping stories in a bar. One looks at the other and notices a peg leg, hook on his right hand and a patch over his right eye. First pirate says "Arr, what happened to ya?" Second one says "the peg? Got that from a battle taking over a frigate twice our size. Cannon shot me leg off." Impressed the first pirate says " Arr, what about the hook?" Second one says "The last ship we captured was a little rough, got me hand shot off by one of the bloody deck swabbers, seems he wanted to help keep his ship." The first pirate was really impressed now as he had done none of this asks "What about the patch?" The second replied "Well its like this, one day I heard a noise up in the riggin and looked up. I'll be dang thar was a sea gul perched right overhead. Som beach crapped in my eye!" First pirate says "That caused you to lose your eye!!" "No, he replied... It was me first day with the hook!"



Arrrrr!!!!

Clayton