A friend had a fishing boat around the Chesapeake Bay area called "The Crack of Dawn". We tried for years to get him to admit that he had actually searched for a girlfriend (he finally found a year AFTER naming the boat) whose name was.........DAWN. Ended up marrying her and never changed the name of the boat.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will
"It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so" -Ronald Reagan