It's a bumper sticker I saw, not a comment regarding my better half!

I support single mom's, one dollar at a time.

Had me wondering too!

I've always like this one.

I was hoping for a story about that, but alas....

Hey Karl - isn't that your truck / trailer?

1. Can't we all just get a bong?
2. I drive like this just to piss you off
3. If I don't get laid soon somebody's gonna get hurt!
4. (for the 2004 election) Bush/Cheney - Four More Wars!
5. (for the 1996 election) Role/Hemp '96

The older I am the faster I was

From the late 60's

Dick Nixon Before He Dicks You

Get On Sit Down Shut Up And Hang On

Ok, someone had to do this one,

I'd Rather Be Sailing

"If the Music's too Loud, You're too Old!"

"186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea; It's the LAW."

"My Wife's other car is a Broom"

On a boxy Toyota Scion:
"You've just been passed by a Toaster"

One I'd like to put on my car:
"Do you have to FAIL a driving test to buy a BMW?"

From the recent election, Very funny.

CHANGE - OBAMA

Saw this while driving from Dallas, TX to Fort Worth back in the mid 80's

PLEASE LORD LET THERE BE ONE MORE OIL BOOM, I'LL PROMISE NOT TO PISS IT AWAY.

Saw this in Los Angles the other day:

If you can read this , then please tell the (&(*%&( idiot next to you to put down the cell and drive

Girls,Dirt Bikes,Democracy, Is this a great country or what?

NUT'S, gotta have em.

DON'T LIE CHEAT OR STEAL!
The government hates competition.

" I love my Country,
but it may be time to see other people."

This one hasn't been printed yet

"Whose Tibet?"

I saw: "Who would Jesus bomb?" a while back. My only thought was Palestine.