DAM - Mothers Against Dislexia

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Nuke the Gay Baby Whales

OK people, these have been REAL good.

I have some, that are about our time, that are not funny or witty. In keeping to my own thread title, I won't post them here.

Here's some more:

'I'm sorry for driving too close in FRONT of you!'

or,

'Yes, it's MY truck, NO, I won't help you move!'

or, seen on an old car:

'My other car is a piece of sh!t'

I actually had a set of vinyl letters cut to say this, just never got around to putting it on the boat. It's for the H16 front crossbar. I had a summer of constantly rear-ending people (usually the same person) on the starting line, who would unexpectedly put themselves in irons with 30 seconds to go...

"If You Can Read This... GO FASTER!!!"

Yes, I know, common sense would tell me to avoid that person, which I usually did, but he always found a way to end up where I wanted to be...

Mike

Lead, Follow, or GET OUT OF MY WAY

Exactly...

" Work Free drug Place"

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

on a friend's little tiny (and I MEAN TINY) scion...

"The clowns called...they want their car back".

One never knows, but we can guess what his bumper stickers would be like:

"Follow me"

or maybe

"Yes, I actually owe the road"

I saw this on the back of a clapped out Land Cruiser the other day. "Rehab is for woosses - drink a cup of concrete and harden the f**k up"

John Dowling
AUS9

"99 % of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name"

" 87.6 % of all statistics are wrong"

"9 out of 10 doctors agree the other tenth is an Idiot"

'Lifes a Reach, then you Jibe'

Have you flogged your crew today.

"Hard work has never killed anyone, BUT WHY TAKE THE CHANCE?"

GAS,GRASS OR butt

Nobody Rides For Free

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