Sex is like air.
It's not important,unless your not getting any.

I like this bumper sticker.

Sex is like Sailing
You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.

You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
No, but your partner gets screwed...

Back when the logging industry was getting shut down; "due to the shortage of wood and paper products, please feel free to wipe your @ss with a spotted owl."

Dog is my copilot

The difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
The location of the dirt bag!

I'll keep my guns and ammo,
you can KEEP the CHANGE!

Got this today from a co-worker:

Honk if you're paying my mortgage.

Saw this one at a reinactment, " Had I known this, I would have picked my own cotton"

no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.

Back on track.....

The beatings will continue until morale improves

I saw that one misprinted once that said:

"The beatings will continue until morals improve."

"MY Bartender can beat up your Therapist."

"Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away."

Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat...

Thank god i'm an Atheist!

1-20-09 The End of an Error

Jake posted,
'Originally Posted By: FLLSaw this one at a reinactment....

no no no....that's horrible...seriously...that's not cool.'

Jake,
This is a thread about witty/funny bumper stickers.

It's not a thread to add your political correctness and liberal views about someones post.

I have NOT posted SEVERAL stickers I've heard of and seen lately, that are EXTREMELY anti-Obama, b/c I didn't feel they were funny or witty.

Got a funny/witty bumper sticker for us Jake?

I liked the one about 'KEEPING the change!'- didn't you?

Hey Dammitfaster,
I failed to see the humor in your last post.


1-20-09 The Beginning of Disaster!

My post had nothing to do with that political thread...you're the one bringing that crap in here. In fact, you're getting pretty psychotic about it. My post only referred to the blatant racism in that post which, frankly, I'm shocked Rick and Mary have left standing - nothing else. Are you seriously condoning racism and the white supremacist tone in that phrase?