PRAISE THE LORD "n" pass the plate

From Casa D'ice Billboard

"Please Bring back the rotary phone so we dont have to press one to continue in English!"

"If I wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I would have farted."

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"I'm a born-again atheist." --Gore Vidal

Gandhi would have smacked you in the head

Maybe there's a reason it's 'straight to Hell' and not 'gay to Hell.'

Attention Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.

Artificial Inteligence has no chance against Natural Stupidity

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Attention Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.

I don't get the Palin one
Pontius Pilate did what was asked of him by the people
which fullfilling the prophecies gave us a Savior..is that supposed to imply that because Obama was a community organizer he's our......
carl


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Brings to mind an oldie but goodie:

"The Moral Majority is Neither"

Sexual Intellectual – F’”ing Know It All

The shortest sentence is "I am"
The Longest sentence is "I do"

Fred

Military Intelligence, Oxymoron

(I was a Bn S-2)

Caleb

Why get married.....just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

That one could go on the "Don't ask me how I know" thread

There are three kinds of people,
Those that make things happen,
Those that watch things happen,
Those that wonder what the hell happened.

Not a bumper sticker, but it reminds me of a quote I like, goes something like this:

Small minds talk about other people,
Average minds talk about things,
Great minds talk about ideas.

I have no IDEA who said it though

Well, I don't know where that quote came from, but it obviously was from somebody who had monitored one of the phone calls between myself and my sister or my daughter, because all three things apply.

Maybe men just don't talk on the phone long enough to cover all three categories.

Thats a sexist remark... and I WONT stand for it.... (so i will sit down)

Just a fact.

"NO baby onboard...Durex"

Florin

"Don't Lie Cheat or Steel.
The Government Hates Competition."

Experience and Treachery will overcome,
Youth and Enthusiasm.