I'd say whatever gets more people to sign up is game... but yeah, dishing out the smack and not stepping up is more of my thing.... Surprising coming from Ding, though...

That was directed at Booger a.k.a. Karl the 2nd, the distance racing virgin.
Ding has , at least, been there.

and yet, it will be sad knowing that this year, ya'll won't be hearing the incessant stream of profanity coming from our "very best good friend" while he paddles against the current in Angelfish...

Paddling!?! kiss, I'm out. The only paddle I'm any good with is wrapped in leather and studded.
On second thought, I'm back in. Time for y'all to be really afraid.

Beth might get pissed.

I'm conflicted here... Oh f!@k it, yep that's exactly what it means.

Leave it to the new guy to gay it up. You boys have fun now and play nice.

She won't get pissed, but I do see her shaking her head and mumbling under her breath about all the lunatics on the beach. And Tawd....you fall squarely in the middle of that group, so don't start getting all high-and-mighty on me now!

Only in the middle?
You never struck me as the leather and whip kinda guy. You've changed. "What happened to us?"

Kinky is using a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken.

I can't wait for the Steeplechase to be over so this thread goes away. You can tell winter is coming.
Karl the sick one glad you are back with us.

Which Karl? Which brand of sick? I fit all three....

true dat.

Tawd, I might just drug you, and drop your naked butt off in Hialeah for entertainment. Or worse. South Beach on Versace's steps. Yeah, that kind of scared.

The only good news is, I'll be unarmed, so South Beach is more likely.


"Why they call them roofies? More floories"

The bad news is I won't...
I can definitely make a couple of bucks off of you in Key West.
I do wonder why you seem to know a bunch of gay hotspots.

Sorry Dave, But ya gotta admit this is way more entertaining than political, Olympic, or US ailing threads.

That's always the problem with modern flying, you gotta check that stuff. Lame. Think they'll let me bring an Estwing? Probably not.

I know all the HHS (Homo Hot Spots), from your Facebook upgaytes, err updates.


Sweet bumbling baby jeebus, I'm ready to get my skinny butt on the plane and pour a rum drink that makes Karl1 faint. Hear that skip? Hit the liquor box, and have Beth give you a ride to the store when you're done!

Even a whole chicken is kind of lame these days...as far as farm animals go....from what I've heard.

Allright boyz.

Who wants to put a bottle of fine rum where their mouth is?
If you don't know what a good bottle of rum is, I'll ask Gordon to give us a list of acceptable rums. (let me just say - Bacardi and the Captain aren't on the list)

Everyone donates a bottle of rum, and F18 winner collects them all...

Captain 100 - neat. All you need is some sort of container. Doesn't even have to be clean

Really rooting for you guys (didn't get kitchen pass this time...), but hope that Karl the first has sorted out those spin pole issues.

Karl (we'll just call you "number two") you didn't know paddling was part of this? With Jewfish, Angelfish, and those mangrove cuts, you'd better practice!

Is this for the F-18 fleet (you know, all the loud mouths) or the whole group?

I would prefer pitching in $10 for one bottle of rum to the winner. Not sure what I'd do with a whole bunch of bottles of rum.