Crew - (K' r-oo):
(1) a useless appendage on sail craft designed to inadvertantly hinder the performance of said craft
(2) Skipper's assistant tasked with maintenance, navigation, cooking, bottom cleaning, tactics, car maintenance and other menial tasks
(3) (insert picture of me here) <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

antonyms: skipper, human being, owner
synonyms: useless, dumb-butt, "hey you", "one who hangs upside down in harness", tard