Well, Pete, I think we are talking about appealing to men here. Obviously, this concept of speed and addiction would not appeal to most women -- especially wives.
That's why my personal favorite (being a woman and a wife and a mother and a grandmother) is "Formula for Fun" because I think that would sell best with the wife and and family. But I realize that doesn't go over well with all you macho guys.
If you want to sell the boat to the public, the ultimate would be to have a cartoon caricature of a catamaran that makes it look cute and fun instead of fast and furious.