OK people, these have been REAL good.

I have some, that are about our time, that are not funny or witty. In keeping to my own thread title, I won't post them here.

Here's some more:

'I'm sorry for driving too close in FRONT of you!'

or,

'Yes, it's MY truck, NO, I won't help you move!'

or, seen on an old car:

'My other car is a piece of sh!t'