You're right Ding, but in Tad's defense, at least he doesn't wear spandex in the boat park.
Don't be hatin, there is nothing sexier than a 50 year old fat man getting into his tights in the boat park. That's right ladies I'm doin it all for you. I can't count the number of times I've caught Beth trying to sneak a peak!
Oh good gawd. My brain eyes! I'm blind. That's just wrong. We once had to have a sit-down discussion with a fleet sailor because of the attire he chose to wear during / after sailing. That crap was so sheer, we gained insight as to his religious background. wrong wrong wrong. Ding, I expect better. 50 is an excuse for a lot of things, but you're supposed to give us things to look forward to....things like having really tall bushes by the street in your front yard because "every man should be able to walk out his front door and scratch his balls". That kind of stuff....the stuff that allows you to appreciate your aging manhood but doesn't make everyone have to look at it.
