I bought insurance from these guys, and wouldn't you know, three days later all the women in those ads came over to my house to PARTY!

They brought free booze and food with them. They have been here two weeks and aren't showing any interest in leaving. They just keep ordering food and booze with their credit cards. When they are done showering, they don't put their clothes back on right away and just prance around naked.

Wow! Am I glad I got this insurance!