So, Wouter, your assertion here and in your PM to me just now is that these folks that have sailed the boat "under your nose" as you put it are completely fabricating the whole thing.
Whelp... *throws hands up* There's nothing more I have to offer you, mate. Believe it or not. I'm beyond caring. I suppose that there is a chance four different people in different parts of the world independently had the same delusion, which was then related to me. If you can just pick up the phone as you say, then by all means, give Gunnar my regards and tell him to lay off the hallucinogens. Then call Jack and offer him a weekend off - bet he takes it.
I can't believe I'm even arguing about this...
Ciao