You are so right. Come on, who would want to sail a catamaran that actually performs well. Cowards I tell you, scum of the earth. Don’t those A cat guys know that cats are supposed to be heavy and hard to sail? I mean the damn things are so light you have to tie them down at night so they don’t blow them away. Insane! How are they going to show the grandkids their cool hernia scars and missing rotator cuffs if the mast only weighs 18 lbs? Heck you might even have to get rid of your Ford Enormous tow vehicle. Next thing you know you are driving a Subaru and eating granola out of your berkenstocks for dinner.
Back in the good old days before the I-20 showed up with their little girly spinnakers, WE knew what real sail area was. If you couldn’t run 700 ft of cloth down wind what good were you? Now some dang wiper snapper wants to go just as fast with 150 ft of sail. Wild thing hell. What kind of thing is that, they must be snorting too much weasel dust?
And all that Carbon, come on don’t people know the only good use for carbon is up in the atmosphere helping to warm the planet so we can sail in the winter in Antarctica.

Next time I see on of those A catters, I am just going to up and kick em in the Jimmies. We will fix their wagons!

Eric Anderson US 28