I use my vibrator!

I have lost 38 pounds since January, and am 7 pounds lighter than when I played high school football. At 197 now, from 235, and going to get to 190.
All from my vibrator.., oh and not eating as much, but still drinking hartily.
The vibrator was an idea designed by the Russian astronaut program. You stand on it and it shakes the hell out of you. Increases your heart beat from 80 to 110. Price is $4K, and street Price is $2K. When Mary uses it her oxygen levels go from 82 to 92 within 10 minutes.