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Still? How can I properly express myself?

The bathroom is over there Dave, go express yourself!

:^0

Just using POTUS as a role model, it's brave new world. You seem awfully delicate for someone that freely offends anyone that thinks differently than you, (eyeroll).

While we're on the subject your bigot in chief has really gone off the rails. What does an old fat bigot do when his followers start to realize he is a treasonous moron... he fabricates a story that blames the black guy.

Happy day 46 comrade.

One of the Trumpies was in the store this morning. They identify with his morals.

Would your wife let you wear an "Official Camel Toe Inspector" patch on your black leather 2nd Amendment Harley vest?

How do you know they were a Trump supporter?

The hat.

Some of the lines I have heard.

Him: Do you carry pumice for polishing?

Me: No Sir.

Him: Obama's banned that too.

Me: No Sir, Ace has made a business decision not to carry that product. I took him over to the Lava hand soap which uses pumice as an abrasive and the pumice stick for cleaning your grill.

Next

Him: Don't you have regular lightbulbs?

Me: No Sir, just CFL's and LED's.

Him: Obama banned those, didn't he.

Me: No Sir, that was Bush.

Next

My brother in law used to work for C1 Bank which has been acquired by Bank of the Ozarks.

Me: That's the first BotO card I've seen. That acquisition has been good for the economy. New signs and paint for the buildings in their logo and colors.

Him: Well that's better than the Bank of Clinton.

This one's not political but expresses the mind set.

Bo's son comes in on his wheelchair. One of them says, "Iraq, Afganistan".

The boss reply's, "No, Texas, drunk fell out of the back of a pickup truck".

A look of disappointment fell over his face.

But yet it is OK for them to support your business - right?

My boss has a very low opinion of gays,lesbians and people that are other than Christians and he gladly takes their money.

I believe my responses properly addressed their concerns.

It is Schwantz. Taking money from dopes is fun.

My job is customer service. All of these people are customers and I try to do the best of my ability to serve their needs. I objected to Todd's name calling on the Drill Baby Drill thread, I also find Hobie 1616 above comment insulting as I do with Hillary's Basket of Deplorables comment.

I will leave you with this last one.

At the end of a business call from my cousin in law, he asked how I felt about the 2010 election. I said that we probably elected a crook for governor(Rick Scott, who while head of HCA, the company was fined a record amount for Medicare fraud).

He responded, "That f*****g n****r president has got to go".

I'm sorry. I should have added...

[snark]It is Schwantz. Taking money from dopes is fun.[/snark]

And you felt the need to articulate this because?

And how did you respond to such a remark.. I find a little incriminating on you that he would have felt comfortable making this remark..

Remember you can pick you nose, you can pick your butt, but you can't pick you family... Sounds like you cousin made a good choice there...

Goddamn! This thread is fire!