EVERYTHING is Slaughter's fault. Karl, you could probably hear us yelling even as far ahead as you were at GYC two weeks ago.

Pinching - his fault
bad tacks - his fault
delaminating mainsail - his fault
wrong course (1988 course sticker) - definitely his fault
getting pinned by a supercat 15 - his fault
beating most of you guys boat-for-boat in a no wind, one leg drifter - my fault (lucky zephyr, but I'll take credit)

Watching Seth try to pitchpole in 0 wind was funny, too...