Look, Andrew, you have that whole CAPE thing wrong. The rubber gloves are the giveaway. Turn that cape around to the front and lower it to Jake's waste...APRON!

Voice from just out of the picture yells, "Jake, step back up to the sink and get those dishes done or no slap and tickle for you tonight!"

"OK, Honey, I was just daydreaming about showin' the guys how I can fly". ("Cape does not allow user to actually fly")