Apologies in advance for any repeats

Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed

You're just jealous cause the voices talk to ME

Don't Californicate Colorado
(A uniquely Colorado Bumper Sticker)

So What if your kid is an honor student
YOU drive like an IDIOT

My kid sells drugs
to your Honor Student

My Kid Beat Up
Your Honor Sutdent

O.B.A.M.A.
One Big A$$ Mistake America

( Hey, its just a bumper sticker, not my Opinion)
As far as I'm concerned, the Jury is still out, and quite honestly,
I'm not nearly as worried about the President as I am about our Congress