Seeker,
You should know the legend of "Kenny" better than anyone. You live in a town named in his honor. have you ever heard of Fort Norris? I didn't think so.

Kenny uses a nightlight,not because Kenny 's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of Kenny.

When Kenny was born the doctor was the only one to cry. Don't ever smack Kenny.

Kenny played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded machine gun and WON!

Kenny's pretty damn cool!


"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
Isak Dinesen
If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most.
E. B. White