At least my kids won't be the offspring of a dumb redneck.
Just a DUMBA$$.Like Karl the first said, you need to take that first step and actually go out on a date (girl or boy you can choose, but the boy will make the kid thing difficult, hypothetically.)
p.s. The offspring of this "dumb redneck" just got principal's list, Straight A's for the entire year and highest GPA.