Everyone knows the definition of a good crew!
“A good crew shall be beautiful, female 18 to 20 years old, shall always look after the boat off the water, have it rigged and waiting ready to go when the skipper gets to the beach, wait until the skipper is settled on the boat before pushing it into the water, NEVER argue with the skipper, make all the right moves whilst sailing (including continuously praising the skills of the skipper and complementing him on his good looks, suaveness and his brilliance as a sailer), Throw themselves between their boat and any obstacle that looks like coming in contact with the boat so as to avoid any possible damage to the boat, jump off into the surf when coming to shore and beach the boat gently so as not to disturb the rum and coke (with ice) that she has rightfully given to the skipper on the way back to shore, derig, wash and pack up the boat while the skipper is having his well earned hot shower, and be on hand to buy her skipper the many congratulatory drinks at the bar that he deserves, and all the while telling all the other lesser mortals just how well HER skipper sailed the race”.