I would like to say thank you, all, for geeking out with me. It's not often I get a chance to converse like this in a social setting. That said I also want to apologize if I am insulting anyone with trying to keep things simple. Since I am fairly new here I don't know everyone's background.

After reading the links on lift, those article do a much better job explaining everything about why Bernoulli make airplanes fly. Read those. Why try to reinvent the wheel?